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Rollo75

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I shan't link to the thing from the Book Of Faces but...


"For Genios Only. 11/10 can not solve."

Who the flip writes this drek?
 

Rollo75

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Dear Vauxhall Astra Zeneca,

Some of my friends who are absolute dinguses and wingnuts, believe that the vaccine is part of some global conspiracy to get us connected to 5G with quantum fresh dots or other such.

Since I have been jabbed with your vaccination I have not yet been able to:
- play the piano
- drive a Unimog
- use mental telepathy to go on the internet
- scan my head at the grocery store for discounts

Please advise what I am doing wrong. Or, are these conspiracy theories really a load of twaddle and it's the wolfmans, vampires and skeleton dudes that I should be worried about.

Love, Rollo.

PS: No, that's an unholy army of bin chickens, it's just that the Superb Irises are scavengers.
 

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Dear Vauxhall Astra Zeneca,

Some of my friends who are absolute dinguses and wingnuts, believe that the vaccine is part of some global conspiracy to get us connected to 5G with quantum fresh dots or other such.

Since I have been jabbed with your vaccination I have not yet been able to:
- play the piano
- drive a Unimog
- use mental telepathy to go on the internet
- scan my head at the grocery store for discounts

Please advise what I am doing wrong. Or, are these conspiracy theories really a load of twaddle and it's the wolfmans, vampires and skeleton dudes that I should be worried about.

Love, Rollo.

PS: No, that's an unholy army of bin chickens, it's just that the Superb Irises are scavengers.
You are probably doing something wrong, as I can do literally all those things (though I scan my right foot, not my head). I can also have a conversation with my NSA agent when I am lonely (I don't know what the Aussie equivalent would be).

But, to be fair, I had the Pfizer vaccine, which is the one that got rushed through the FDA, so maybe that was the one they have had success with. I assume my repatriation will begin as soon as everyone else in my sub group has conformed.
 
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Dear Vauxhall Astra Zeneca,

Some of my friends who are absolute dinguses and wingnuts, believe that the vaccine is part of some global conspiracy to get us connected to 5G with quantum fresh dots or other such.

Since I have been jabbed with your vaccination I have not yet been able to:
- play the piano
- drive a Unimog
- use mental telepathy to go on the internet
- scan my head at the grocery store for discounts

Please advise what I am doing wrong. Or, are these conspiracy theories really a load of twaddle and it's the wolfmans, vampires and skeleton dudes that I should be worried about.

Love, Rollo.

PS: No, that's an unholy army of bin chickens, it's just that the Superb Irises are scavengers.
If you start doing all of those things, maybe that will make me change my mind and finally get the vaccine...
 
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Rollo75

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If you start doing all of those things, maybe that will make me change my mind and finally get the vaccine...

Ah, go on.

Your Natural Killer cells, B cells, and Memory-T cells need to be trained to identify an invader.

View: https://youtu.be/2DFN4IBZ3rI


I had the AstraZeneca vaccine and I felt really awful for about 36 hours afterwards but, that training process has begun.

Also, sharps have come a long way. If you are able to go 'jelly arm' then the shot doesn't hurt at all.
The science behind vaccination is cool. Having a greater chance of not dying because science works, is also cool.
 
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Rollo75

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From the sermon that I'm writing for a fortnight's time:

Now a large herd of pigs was feeding there on the hillside, and they begged him to let them enter these. So he gave them permission. Then the demons came out of the man and entered the pigs, and the herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and drowned.
- Luke 8:32-33

Is this Devilled Ham?
 

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No.
My country has signed up to buy $90bn worth of submarines that don't exist, to replace $55bn worth of submarines which also didn't exist, to fight an enemy which doesn't exist, using money which doesn't exist...
... and yet we scold children for having imaginary friends.
 
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My country has signed up to buy $90bn worth of submarines that don't exist, to replace $55bn worth of submarines which also didn't exist, to fight an enemy which doesn't exist, using money which doesn't exist...
... and yet we scold children for having imaginary friends.
welcome to humanity
 

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My country has signed up to buy $90bn worth of submarines that don't exist, to replace $55bn worth of submarines which also didn't exist, to fight an enemy which doesn't exist, using money which doesn't exist...
... and yet we scold children for having imaginary friends.
I don't think 90bn would buy even one submarine.... I need to go and ask Alexia. :)
 
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My country has signed up to buy $90bn worth of submarines that don't exist, to replace $55bn worth of submarines which also didn't exist, to fight an enemy which doesn't exist, using money which doesn't exist...
... and yet we scold children for having imaginary friends.
I guarantee whatever stupid spending Australia does, multiply that by like 50 for the US
 

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Delta variant in Australia.
Protests in Melbourne.
Extra stay at home orders in Victoria.
Earthquake in Melbourne.
Trucks banned from entering Victoria.
This is the meaning of life.

You put the people in.
You put the people out.
You put the people in,
And you shake them all about.
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around.
That's what it's all about.
 
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Zak103tv

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Delta variant in Australia.
Protests in Melbourne.
Extra stay at home orders in Victoria.
Earthquake in Melbourne.
Trucks banned from entering Victoria.
This is the meaning of life.

You put the people in.
You put the people out.
You put the people in,
And you shake them all about.
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around.
That's what it's all about.
that earthquake must have rattled a few cages
 
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